The man gave me, oh, I had requested for, three chances to guess the origin of the flag draped in the kitchen while he was preparing my açaí topped with toasted coconut flakes under a heap of diced seasonal fruits with palm honey. (The little shop on trendy Market St. is celebrated for its local vegan offerings, there is always a long line of patrons outside, and it takes time to order and wait because all is cooked to-order and the cook is alone and doesn’t seem encumbered by the pressure, the menu also includes healthy breakfast panoplies of sprouted ancient grains and greens with plant-based spicy sauces, I ordered one by the way, while listening to cool music.) Jamaica. He gave me a shaka stare of a disappointment, grabbed my money, pressed the till, and said, nope. Oh, I got this (proudly saying as true as can be remembering this land of injeras and braised vegetables you scoop with this sour crepe), Ethiopia. Man, what’s up with you? No! I swear that the flag was striped yellow and green, and, yes, there’s this insignia in the middle some coat of arms, but the colors flew high for me and was sure sure. Yet, I was still wrong. Give me a hint, please, start with the first letter. I have to get back and start orders, man, but O.K., “H.” Honduras!, I proudly exclaimed. (As far I have traveled-studied, there are tons of hippies there – “where there are hippies great food lives” – and I know an alcove exists where Norte Americanos are taking over the awesome surf break spots and camping out the rest of their young retired lives on the tropics, but I wasn’t but could be sure yellow and green too is the color of their flag.) I give up on you, brah, how could you not recognize this flag in front of you!? What is it, man? You’re standing on it. Hawai'i. Toni Morrison, one of our land’s literary icons once said: “Laughter is more serious than tears, and you better use it.” I sure did that morning, we did, the cook and I, and made my day shine out loud. I sat out on the bench enjoying my açaí, it was a humid morning yesterday, I had my back up on and shirtless, legs stretched out on the side walk of Market St., straw hat on, and feeling good– really good physiologically chasing down the coolness of palm berries turned sorbet feeding my tired, very tired but relaxed soul. (PS. Hey, açaí berries are indigenous to Central America palm species, and… Honduras, right, is in C.A.? I was almost close with this illustrious theory, lol, but didn’t bother the cool man in the shop and let him be.)
AÇAÍ BOWL DISPATCH
The man gave me, oh, I had requested for, three chances to guess the origin of the flag draped in the kitchen while he was preparing my açaí topped with toasted coconut flakes under a heap of diced seasonal fruits with palm honey. (The little shop on trendy Market St. is celebrated for its local vegan offerings, there is always a long line of patrons outside, and it takes time to order and wait because all is cooked to-order and the cook is alone and doesn’t seem encumbered by the pressure, the menu also includes healthy breakfast panoplies of sprouted ancient grains and greens with plant-based spicy sauces, I ordered one by the way, while listening to cool music.) Jamaica. He gave me a shaka stare of a disappointment, grabbed my money, pressed the till, and said, nope. Oh, I got this (proudly saying as true as can be remembering this land of injeras and braised vegetables you scoop with this sour crepe), Ethiopia. Man, what’s up with you? No! I swear that the flag was striped yellow and green, and, yes, there’s this insignia in the middle some coat of arms, but the colors flew high for me and was sure sure. Yet, I was still wrong. Give me a hint, please, start with the first letter. I have to get back and start orders, man, but O.K., “H.” Honduras!, I proudly exclaimed. (As far I have traveled-studied, there are tons of hippies there – “where there are hippies great food lives” – and I know an alcove exists where Norte Americanos are taking over the awesome surf break spots and camping out the rest of their young retired lives on the tropics, but I wasn’t but could be sure yellow and green too is the color of their flag.) I give up on you, brah, how could you not recognize this flag in front of you!? What is it, man? You’re standing on it. Hawai'i. Toni Morrison, one of our land’s literary icons once said: “Laughter is more serious than tears, and you better use it.” I sure did that morning, we did, the cook and I, and made my day shine out loud. I sat out on the bench enjoying my açaí, it was a humid morning yesterday, I had my back up on and shirtless, legs stretched out on the side walk of Market St., straw hat on, and feeling good– really good physiologically chasing down the coolness of palm berries turned sorbet feeding my tired, very tired but relaxed soul. (PS. Hey, açaí berries are indigenous to Central America palm species, and… Honduras, right, is in C.A.? I was almost close with this illustrious theory, lol, but didn’t bother the cool man in the shop and let him be.)
GREENS FIGS AND WHEAT SOBA
NON-STICK POPSICLE
UNDER THE PLANTS
And it’s raining inside my head…
David Sedaris, his occupation as the funniest writer in America, has once again affected my life through a street poet collecting money in exchange for a spoken word show. Give me any title of a book, he boasted, and I’ll give you an impromptu poem. “When You Are Engulfed In Fire.” (Of course by the maestro, D.S., I had handy.) Here’s what can be said of his performance worth so much more than five bucks, if I had more cash I would’ve dropped a few more bills in his case: dynamite. His theme was the use of “conflagrations within” as the light that could be you- given the power of your will to burn. He articulated a flash of gospel without being Pentecostal. He sermoned a romantic song to see your passions assume. And all this verse under two minutes in one breath. I have to admit that the “title” I provided wasn’t that tricky to compose something creative, the imagery was already embedded there, biblical or in comic books referentially so. But otherwise the poem barker made my day and had inspired me more of the direct relevance of poetry in my life, even at random moments. And the encounter wasn’t meant as a hilarious thing purporting the blog; it’s what lead to it that was a bit strange. David S.’s book “When…” was on top of the pile in my bag of seven others I got at Elliot Bay, and outside its door the disciple with the gift of gab stopping me in my tracks, D.S. is very entertaining (you should read his works) that I hope this poem ricocheted to him as a gesture of thanks for making this serious poet sometimes laugh, with all his hard work lately feeling as though engulfed in fire and needing to lighten up. A divine “intervention” comedy, to say the least.
I hope D.S. likes my humble attempt at a punch line inspired when waking up this morning and head against a wall opening my eyes to a windowsill of cozy plants that “rained on me.” It was a welcome blessing, so to speak, as well as the lemon lavender frosted Bundt cake reality waiting on the picnic mat at the botanical garden where I was spending time with more plants under the maple tree. Forests move me, I move forests. I lay in their grass everywhere I am.
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